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Zelda Top 10 prt 5

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The Top 10 evil things Ganondorf did to Hyrule while Link slept for 7 years:

10: He made most Hylians vote themselves out of Hyrule on a reality show.
9: He rigged the Hyrulian elections by making Hylians count "chad" votes.
8: He stole candy from ALL Hylian babies. XDD
7: He gave all the Hylian school kids noogies, wedgies, took thier lunch money, and then hoisted them up the school's flag poll by their underwear. LMAO XD(that was hilariously evil.)
6: He brought Jerry Springer's talk show to Hyrule.
5: He formed the Hyrule Democratic Party.
4: He magically turned all the cool Guitar Hero songs into "oldies" sang by Alvin and the Chipmunks. XDDD
3: He made Hylians wear Spongebob clothes.(that was especially evil. XD)
2: He tortured Hylians by making them play the Virtual Boy until their eyes were burned out of their sockets.

And the Number 1 evil thing that Ganondorf did to Hyrule while Link slept for 7 years:
1: He made ALL of Hyrule play CD-i Zelda games and watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur 24/7.(The cruelest of ALL fates. LMAO)
Another of my Zelda Top 10s.

I re-did the #7 because I thought of something funnier to put there. XDDD

Come check out My other Zelda Top 10s:
Zelda Top 10s prt 1
Zelda Top 10s prt 2
Zelda Top 10s prt 3
Zelda Top 10s prt 4
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IDreamOfTheWind's avatar
I love how the fandom never takes Ganon/Ganondorf seriously...myself included. (Also, have you seen the game song videos by Random Encounters on YouTube?)