Sonic Prank Phone Call 15

Donated by Gazordenplatt

Rouge: Hello?
Shadow: Is your refrigerator running?
Rouge: That joke is older than you!
Shadow: One moment, Chaos Control!
Rouge: Hello? No one's there. What- why do i get the feeling he's plotting something at my home?

Moments later...

Rouge: My fridge just transformed! (Calls Shadow) Shadow!
Shadow: Is your refrigerator running now?
Rouge: Yes, and now it has soda bottles for lasers, a turkey for a mace, and ice cube trays for shields.
Shadow: So it chose to stay and fight.
Rouge: That wasn't funny. Where'd you gat an Allspark shard?
Shadow: It was mixed in wih your emerald shards.

Donated by The--Puppetmaster

Eggman:*calls bartender* I'd like to speak to Pin Gas.
Bartender: PIN GAS! Is there a Pin Gas here?!
Eggman hangs up laughing his fat butt off.

Donated by The--Puppetmaster

Bunnie: *calls Antoine and is impersonating Sally* I'm pregnant and you're the father!
Antoine: Look, I'm REALLY sorry, Princess. You zee, my swimming trunks fell off and your bazing suit got caught on my*hears a click* Hello? Hello? Princess?
Bunnie: I told you it'd work, sugah.
Tails: *gives her 50 rings* You win this time.


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Shadow: What's this piece of junk?
Tails: Oh no! I forgot to throw that out.
Shadow: What's wrong with it? (Dials a random number.)
Tails: This machine can call anyone at any time in the past OR future. With disasterous consequences. (See previous prank calls)
Shadow: Puh-lee-
???: Who is it THIS sh***ing time?
Shadow: Uhh.. hello.
???: Who the f*** is calling me?
Sadow: Uhh, probaby a wrong number. Who did I just call?
???: Someone who hs has enough of these a** sh***ing calls about me firing that dumb*** MacArthur!
Tails: Did you just call Harry Truman???
Shadow: Or someone who just doesn't like idiots and calls everyone MacArthur!
Harry: I said it once, and I'll say it again! I fired him becouse he wouldn't respect the authorit of the president! I didn't fire him because he was a dumb son of a b****, even though he was. But that's not against the law for generals. If it was, half to three-quarters of them would be in jail! (Hangs up)
Shadow: o_o And they call ME foul mouthed!

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Shadow: They say Nero fiddles while Rome burned. Good thing I stole that phone Tails tried to throw out. I shall giving Sonic trouble by restaging the great disasters of history. Nero let Rome burn in 64 AD so I'll call him a few years later when he thinks they'll stop ranting him for his arsonism. (Calls 68 AD)
???: Hello?
Shadow: Is this Emporor Nero?
Galba: You just missed his suicide. I am emperor Galba!
Shadow: Oops! Wrong time! (Hangs up.) Okay, Plan B, Allow the new emperor to fall after a short time. (Calls early 69 AD)
???: Hello!
Shadow: (Doesn't sound like the last one.) So feel like becoming Emperor yourself?
Otho: I am emperor. Emperor Otho! I just ursurped Galba. The guards are bringing his head to me.
Shadow: Uhhh... never mind. (Hangs up) They usurped him already! This I got to see ... Chaos Control!

Later...

Shadow: At least Eggman has nosehairs. That man had no hair to hold him by! Well, I'll just try a few months later (Calls 69 AD again)
???: *snarf* *slurp* Hello?
Shadow: ??? Who in history did I just call?!?!?
Vitellius: I am *smack* Emperor Vitellius. I *chomp* just defeated *narf* Otho in a *burp* civil *gobble* war.
Shadow: (SLOWLY hangs up) Well, now I know what would happen if Big the Cat was Emperor! I'll try a few months later. (Thinks: Please tell me I was changing history all this time.) (Calls 69 AD one more time.)
???: Do you mind? I'm throwing this gluttonous emperor into the Tiber River!
Shdow: Is there still an empire?
Veaspasian: Of course there is! Otherwise I wouldn't be Emperor Vespasian! (Hangs up)
Shadow: I try a few years later! (Calls 79 AD)
Titus: Hello, this is Emperor Titus.
Shadow: How many Emperors have been between you and Vespasian!
Titus: Someone is obviously bitter that my father Vespasian returned rational rule to Rome. After Tiberius, Caligula, Claudius, Nero, Galba, Otho, and Vitellius, we finally had a decent ruler who was a good man and not a psycho, a moron, or a slob. Good day!

Later...

Tails: Shadow? What are you doing here! What-
Shadow: TAKE IT BACK! TAKE THE TIME PHONE BACK! The past is too scary to deal with. RATIONAL ROMAN EMPERORS!!! GAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Donated by Knucklesandlillian

Sonic: *calls Knuckles*

Knuckles: *answers* what?

Sonic: *pretending to be Shadow* Listen up! If you ever want to see the Master Emerald again, you'll give me all seven chaos emeralds...

Knuckles: THAT'S MY MASTER EMERALD! *runs over the Shadow's house, beats the crap out of him*

Shadow: WHAT THE H-- *gets punched in the mouth*

Sonic: *laughing*


Donated by ~fortroadie2373

Tails: Oh boy this is gonna be good!

*ringing*
*somebody picks up*

???: Y'ello!

Tails: You wanna know somethin' wierd!

Eddy: What?

Tails (deep voice): Do you wanna know?

Eddy:  Tails, is that you?

Tails: Wha-*clears voice* What the Frak!

Eddy: I knew it was you all along!

Tails:  How?

Eddy: Oh, i don't know...Maybe because I WAS STANDING IN FRAKIN' DOOR THE WHOLE FRAKKIN' TIME, YOU TWO-TAIL IDIOT!

Tails: Oh...crap!

Eddy: Better luck next time!

Donated by Webdisaster01

(Ring Ring!)
Zac: Hello?
Tails: (in Rouges voice) Hey sweetie! How are ya? I really wanted to see you! how about coming over to my house later? Please bring some flowers and candy.
Zac: HOT JAAM!! I'll be right there! (hangs up and runs off)
:Meanwhile Tails is hiding in a bush near Rouge's house giggling.:
(Zac arrives)
:Rouge Oh Zac! You shouldn't have! I love Flowers and Candy! Please come inside.
Tails in Bush: Huh? That wasn't supposed to happen. Oops! I forgot to place the Mine!
(stupidly sits on mine he forgot to place)
Tails: Oh..Dear.
(Bush explodes and tails is tossed into the sky)
Rouge: What was that?
Zac: I dunno. Team Rocket?


Donated from AngusMcTavish

(phone at Eggman's base rings)
Eggman: Hello, Dr. Eggman speaking.
??? (voice disguised to sound like a stranger): Uhh, yes, I was calling around and seeing if by chance you are hiring.
Eggman: Well, I just so happen to be looking for new...uh, recruits. What are your qualifications?
???: Well, I am a hard worker, my typing is 70 words a minute, I'm great with many different computer programs, and I have been referred to as a "people person" by many customers in my past job.
Eggman: I see...And what was your reason for leaving your last job?
???: Went out of business. Tough times these days, you know?
Eggman: Yes, so I've heard. Well, we can set up an interview appointment if you'd like. Just bring a resume and I'll look it over as we go.
???: Great! So, uh, pardon me for asking, but once hired, how long does it take to get a promotion?
Eggman: "Prrromotion?!" What for?
(phone hangs up)
Sonic (to Tails): Hah! Told you I could get him to say it again! (both laugh)

Donated by Weirdo-rocks

Sonic: *calls Shadow*
Knuckels robbed Maria's grave!!
Shadow: WTF HE'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS *runs off to where-ever Knuckels is*
Sonic: *laughs his ass off*

Donated by Gazordenplatt

This takes place before Sonic Colors

Big: (Calls Eggman's Aquarium Park's Bucket of Sushi)
Cubot: Howdy. Eggman's Bucket of Sushi. What can I rustle up for you today?
Big: Do you have fish?
Cubot: Nope! We have Rabbit Sushi, Gopher Sushi, Praire Dog Sushi and Rattlesnake Sushi.
Big: D-uh, isn't sushi supposed to have fish?
Cubot: Should it, pardner?
Big: Sushi is raw fish. Oh, never mind, I should have known Eggman's scamming. Since when do cowboys run sushi bars? I'll just tell Sonic about this.
Cubot: I reckon Eggman's gonna be goldern mad. Should I fix my voice chip? Naaaaahhhhh....

Later (During Sonic Colors)

Eggman: ...The Bucket of Sushi. Now with fish!
Sonic: Uggh! Like I was saying...

Disgusting, ain't it?

Donated by Webdisaster01

(Ring Ring!)
Zac: Hello?
Tails: (in Rouges voice) Hey sweetie! How are ya? I really wanted to see you! how about coming over to my house later? Please bring some flowers and candy.
Zac: HOT JAAM!! I'll be right there! (hangs up and runs off)
:Meanwhile Tails is hiding in a bush near Rouge's house giggling.:
(Zac arrives)
:Rouge Oh Zac! You shouldn't have! I love Flowers and Candy! Please come inside.
Tails in Bush: Huh? That wasn't supposed to happen. Oops! I forgot to place the Mine!
(stupidly sits on mine he forgot to place)
Tails: Oh..Dear.
(Bush explodes and tails is tossed into the sky)
Rouge: What was that?
Zac: I dunno. Team Rocket?

Donated by AngusMcTavish

(phone at Eggman's base rings)
Eggman: Hello, Dr. Eggman speaking.
??? (voice disguised to sound like a stranger): Uhh, yes, I was calling around and seeing if by chance you are hiring.
Eggman: Well, I just so happen to be looking for new...uh, recruits. What are your qualifications?
???: Well, I am a hard worker, my typing is 70 words a minute, I'm great with many different computer programs, and I have been referred to as a "people person" by many customers in my past job.
Eggman: I see...And what was your reason for leaving your last job?
???: Went out of business. Tough times these days, you know?
Eggman: Yes, so I've heard. Well, we can set up an interview appointment if you'd like. Just bring a resume and I'll look it over as we go.
???: Great! So, uh, pardon me for asking, but once hired, how long does it take to get a promotion?
Eggman: "Prrromotion?!" What for?
(phone hangs up)
Sonic (to Tails): Hah! Told you I could get him to say it again! (both laugh)

Donated by Gazordenplatt

Cream: Tails, What's wrong.
Tails: I'm having trouble communicating with customers for my software company Accompany.
Cream: Can I help?
Tails: I doubt you'll have better luck.
Cream: We'll see. I'll call the first customer on this list.
Customer 1: Hello?
Cream: Hello. I'm calling from Accompany.
Customer 1: What company?
Cream: Accompany.
Customer 1: Which company?
Cream: Accompany.
Customer 1: I know it's a company, but which one is it? Oh, forget it. (Hangs up)
Cream: How rude. He acts like he didn't know what company this was.
Tails: You see the problem?
Cream: I'll try again.
Customer 2: Hello?
Cream: Hello. I'm calling from Accompany.
Customer 2: What company?
Cream: This is Accompany.
Customer 2: Which company is this?
Cream: Accompany.
Customer 2: I know it's a company, but which one is it? Oh, forget it. (Hangs up)
Cream: Uhhh... I think we have a real problem.

7 tries later...

Cream: Why is Eggman on this list?
Tails: What?
Cream: There's a Robbie Nick on this list. If memory serves, he's the Eggman alias that sold Sam Speed that transforming race car (SX #20)
Tails: Oh, good grief.
Cream: Heeheehee, this gives me an idea. I figured out what the problem is. And I know this makes a good prank for Eggman.
Eggman: Hello?
Cream: Hello. I'm calling from Accompany.
Eggman: What company?
Cream: Accompany.
Eggman: Which company?
Cream: Accompany.
Eggman: What type of company?
Cream: It's the company you called to upgrade your Windows program last month. It's Accompany.
Eggman: I know it's a company! Wht company is this?
Cream: Accompany!
Eggman: Who's company? Who - You didn't name it Accompany, did you?
Cream: How did you guess.
Eggman: CHANGE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME ALREADY!!!!!!!!

Donated by Gazordenplatt

Sally: There. That's the last one. These new cell phones for our friends to help celebrate Sonic's 20th anniversary are now fully purchased. 20 should be enough. I'll just keep them home until June, and then...
(All phones ring at once)
Sally: ARRRRGH!!! (Crashes)

Moments later...

Sally: New message...
Phone 1: Congratulations on a successful purchase!
Sally: Oooookay. Next message.
Phone 2: Congratulations on a successful purchase!
Sally: ???
Phone 3: Congratulations on a successful purchase!
Phone 4: Congratulations on a successful purchase!
Phone 5: Congratulations on a successful purchase!

....

Phone 15: Congratulations on a successful purchase!
Phone 16: Congratulations on a successful purchase!
Phone 17: Congratulations on a successful purchase!
Phone 18: Congratulations on a successful purchase!
Phone 19: Congratulations on a successful purchase!
Sally: I should have known...