In Soviet Hyrule

In Soviet Hyrule,

-Ganondorf stabs you.
-Epona rides you.
-Train drives you.
-Triforce wears you on its hand.
-Zelda saves you.
-You ride Midna.
-You annoy Navi.
-Wolf becomes you.
-Midna is your "slave".
-You throw Gerudo guard into dungeon.
-You teach Hero's Shade new skill.
-People do worthless favors for you.
-You scream at Redeads.
-Song of time plays you.
-Aryll finds you.
-Chest opens you.
-Haiyet!, hiet!, heeeyat! says Link. XD
-Shopkeeper give you rupees.
-Ganondorf stabs Link with the master sword.
-Forest sets him on fire.
-Zant controls him
-Zelda possesses and kidnaps him.
-The sacred realm is inside of him.
-You heal the Great Fairies.
-The Master Sword pulls you out of the Pedestal of Time. (rofl)
-Jabu-Jabu goes inside your belly. LMAO
-Ruto calls you "considerate". XD
-The water in Zora's Domain flows up-stream and up the waterfall.
-Poes, bugs, and fairies put you in a bottle.
-You give milk to cows. LMAO
-The Hyrulian Guards sneak past you. LoLz
-The Happy Masks wear you.
-The rain plays the song of storms, and you fall from the sky.
-the draw-bridge lowers you at day, and raises you at night.
-Talon wakes you up. XDDD
-mystery girl swings you as sword!
-Zelda kidnaps Ganondorf
-the mirror of Twilight breaks Midna (sounds painful)
-you roll over Gorons.
-Forest sets Ganondorf on fire?!?!
-Morshu gives credit.
-Hyrule saves you.
-Potions and milk drink you.
-Cuccos attack you and you run after them.
-The Deku tree is dead, and eventually lives. XD
-you bully Mido.
-you wake Navi up in her house.
-you rub potions on Krazy Tracy(from LA).
-you shake happy mask salesman.
-you love Ruto.
-moon stops you from falling in 3 days.
-Dinner eats you.
-It is not written. LoL
-Anyone but Link can defeat Ganon.
-Link's stuff grabs him.
-Boring sure is Link around here. EPIC LAWL
-True warriors dont strive.
-The ship sails the King in the morning.
-The Triforce of Courage takes the King to protect it. XD
-Light bring Ganon to Link's lair. LoLz
-you excuse the princess.
-You choose the the goddesses to save Hyrule!
-you save Ganondorf from Zelda who wants to conquer Hyrule and the world!
-the boomerang doesnt come back. XD
-the Light Arrows shoot you at Ganon. XD
-Courage has the triforce of Link!
--You smack Wolfos' around!
-"Ganon wonders what you're up to"
-"Koridai is hero of Link
-the sings are birding
-it isn't beautiful?"
-"There is time
-your sword is not enough"
-"Off, we are squadalah!"
-Wii says:"How can king help?"
-You must not die. LoL
--Dinner wonders what's for you.
-floors scrub you.
-dinner wonders what's for Harkinian!
-boys MAAAAH you.
-Zelda is legend
-your mercy has omnipotence. XD
-You know isnt illegal.
-Dodongos bomb you.
-Attack is under Duke Onkled. *giggles*
-Fans have Zelda(and doing naughty things with her. XD)
-Zelda DOES kiss Link.
-Ganon burns the chains.
-Ganon imprisons Link in the book of Koridai.
-Mercy can talk about we.
-the Faces of Evil conquer Link.
-you promise to make Ganon's face the greatest in Koridai.
-Duke Onklet aids the King.
-the King saves Zelda.
-The Triforce of Wisdom looks into Impa who says the King will not return safely.
-Lamp oil, rope, and bombs buy YOU.
-Mmmmmmm says Morshu.
you talk to boats. XDD
rabbits catch you.
iron boots make you float. LoL
doors open you.
YOU take Dampe' on a grave-digging tour. XD
Zelda imprisons Ahgahaim in a crystal.
Zelda kisses you. XD



Donated by Haninator

In Soviet Hyrule, Yeto asks you politely for the soup ingredients.
In Soviet Hyrule, Malon calls you "Link."
In Soviet Hyrule, Ingo does NO work.
In Soviet Hyrule, soup cooks Yeto.
In Soviet Hyrule, peace strives for true warriors!


Donated by ILOVELinkSQEAL

in Soviet Hyrule...
Ganon saves you from the evil Zelda who wants to take over Hyrule!
-Cole eats Malladus (Spirit Tracks)
-Din kidnaps Onox (Oracle Of Seasons)
-Nayru possesses Veran (Oracle Of Ages)
-Zelda kidnaps Ganon
-Zelda rescues you
-the Minish Cap wears you (Minish Cap)
-the Ocarina of Time steals Skull Kid (Majora's Mask)
-Aryll kidnaps the Helmaroc King (Wind Waker)
-Linebeck possesses Bellum (Phantom Hourglass)
-Link loves Ruto and Ruto hates him (Ocarina of time)
In soviet Hyrule, Zelda kidnaps Ganon!

Donated by MissLonelyLover

In Soviet Hyrule, Link proposes Talon to marry Malon!


Donated by sephypsycologist

In Soviet Hyrule, Temple of Time visits you.
In Soviet Hyrule, you guide Midna
In soviet Hyrule, Bee Larva eats YOU.

Donated by ThatsWhatSheSaid707

In Soviet Hyrule, rupees use us as currency to buy shopkeepers
Lamp oil, rope, and bombs buy YOU

Donated by Grovyle246

In Soviet Russia, light dares to bring YOU into the lair


Donated by apocanagic

"Ganon wonders what you're up to"
"Koridai is hero of Link, the sings are birding, it isn't beautiful?"
"There is time, your sword is not enough"
"Off, we are squadalah!"
Wii says:"How can king help?"

donated by icytemporalist

In Soviet Hyule, you get salvaged.
In Soviet Hyrule, you chase evil trains.
In soviet Hyrule, Whirlwinds blow out You!
In soviet hyrule, eyes shoot arrows at you
Is soviet hyrule, Passengers like tilting around corners at a breakneck speed.
In Soviet Hyrule, time travels into you!
In soviet hyrule, Tetra petrifies beasties.
In Soviet Hyrule, Link does all the talking (LMAO)

Donated by Thefallenangel407


In Soviet Hyrule You grant Triforce one wish!
In Soviet Hyrule Magic Milk get drunk off of you!
In Soviet Hyrule Link kill Cuccos!

Donated by The---Puppetmaster:

-You shrink tree stump/rock/pot.
-Zelda turns Vaati to stone.
-You nag Ezlo.
-Demon Vaati used the cap to turn into Hylian Vaati, who turned into Minish Vaati due to being power-mad.
-Save file creates you.
-Lon Lon Milk pays 100 Rupees for you.
-Anju's Cuccos throw you into the pen.
-Minish Woods enters you.
-You split Four Sword.
-Maidens capture Vaati.
-Kokiri Tunic eats LikeLikes
-Vaati restores Hyrule Castle from what Zelda made it
-Link pulls the Master Sword and becomes Young Link

Donated by My-Chained-Heart

-Nabooru brainwashes Ganondorf
- Phantom Ganon banishes Ganondorf
-Chu chus' get jelly out of you.
-Monkeys save you from children.

Donated by Vortexius

-Epona plays Saria's song to attract YOU.
-You turn Skull Kid into a deku scrub.
-The giants free you from an evil mask so you can hold up the moon.
-The four sword draws YOU from the seal of Vaati.
-Gems use YOU to open the gate to the palace of winds.
-The moon pearl uses YOU to open a gate to the dark world.
-Shadow Zelda kidnaps link, and Zelda draws the four sword and splits IT into four.

Donated by TwiPriLinkV579

- You squish Deku Toad! (Ew, toad guts everywhere then)
- Rabbit turns into you!
- Fish catch you!
- Pigs carry you!
- You use the moon to keep the Giants from falling!
- Heart Container, rupee, etc. collects you!
- Peahats clawshot you!
- Eyes stab/shoot you!
- You fall on Groose!
- Octorok eats you!
- Well excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess" says you!
- Zelda saves you!
- Keys use you to unlock doors!
- Game plays you!